Yup here's what i learnt this week

1. People don't like to read long blogs

People don't like to read long blogs. yup its true..talking from experience here ahaha..yup so thats y i came up with the what i learnt this week thingy haha yar..

2. Singapore is not a small country unless there are handphones

Well u see... i went to cut hair at outram park..yar dunno y but i go there...anyway i went with my mom and my dad went to plaza sing to update his sim card. yup so wen we finished cutting hair i found out i could not call my dad..and apparently he did not know that too cos the starhub guy din tell him that he had to wait an 1hr to activate it...yup. so he called us with a pay phone...we told him to fetch us at the outram mrt. so there we waited and waited for about an hr plus and it was getting dark oso...but in the end he found us...apparently he went to another outram mrt..ad there was a jam oso..taipusam...yar..anyway singapore juz seemed so big and my daddy seemed so frustrated haha...

3. I Sleep a lot. but not when i'm supposed to.

Yesterday i had day camp in school. soe psychologists came and gave a talk...well this is what happened, when the camp officially begun our principle gave a speech. i fell a sleep. and woke when she finish..as everybody clapped hands. then the guy gave a talk. i slept. and woke when it was time for a break. when the talk continued, i slept. and woke half way haha..,.then played hangman on these files they gave birth. worked juz like a whiteboard. yup i sleep a lot...but i took medicine this morning. but i still sleep in class...alot haha

4. i sleep to rejuvinate my brain of information overload

On that same day they Tught us about attention span problems...haha that was so me so i payed attention..haha..i think i weird in class usually i would usually sleep for a certain amount of time and after that i wont feel sleepy anymore and i'll be wide awake! yup and i learnt that if you start to not pay attention its usually information overload and to cure this it is recommended to take short naps..hehe so i guess i juz do it automatically...during class hahah.

5. absailing is fun but hurts your hands

yar did it today, hands hurt, thats all...it was fun though..

6. German shepherd dogs grow real fast

went to my friends house toay saw her dogs...WAH so BIG! scratch her like crazy..wah her puppys from just born to now almost as big as their parents!! and they're not even a year old...they also so smelly haha wad u expect! and they alway try to sniff up pples asses haha...but they're all so lovable...but rough hahha i want a chihuahua...so small..better...haha not so scary...

7. i wont get a pet till i have my own house

because my parents are cruel to not let me have a pet! not even a hamster!!!

8. I can vomit if i laugh too much/hard

haha..i experienced it just now..

9. My neck will hurt after slouching and blogging on the com after quite some time..

haha..i'm experiencing it now..

ok...that all! peace out!

Hur Hur.
9:06 PM

Today:


haha yar i'm at home now while everyones in school...yay! but its not really because i'm sick..u see..i went to the doctor at he told me to take double dose the 1st time so i did...and i felt really queasy afterward and my stomach kept rumbling and churing like there was a party inside..haha yar anyway after dinner i was ok already but din wanna go sch haaha anyway so much home work too not enough time to do so suppose to do it now but as u can see i'm blogging..i'm always distracted...maybe i wont go sch tml...theres even more home work to hand in tml then today...haha yesterday during youth meeting my friends even helped me with my english home work hahaa...wah 18 chapters leh..crazy but its vocab so its fun but its al so hard wan...seriously...any way cant wait for wednesday!! yay camp!!


so u see my plan is to not go sch tml too so i can finish up my home work and and dun have to hand in anywork on wed thurs and fri so that means i have a whole week to do my homework yay!~!! but i think the teacher will still give us summore hmwk..haiz...






but i dunno why i woke so early today...i woke at 10...normally i'd wake at 12 haha....u know why...(haha i lied.. i knew why) suddenly i woke to this loud bang! my grandma's room door slammed shut al of a sudden...no one was at home only me in my bed...ahhh so scary...its been doing that for quite some time...i tell myself its the wind but the scariest part is my garandma passed away in that room ahhhhhhh!!!! scary...had to say prayers juz to calm me down...yar thats how i come down haha...




Yesterday:


haha yresterday almost everyone was sick..lol was it becos of me??..hehe maybe i passed the bug around...haha yar anyway during youth meeting we were suppose to choose our group name...ended up with these final 2 names...leaven of god or ignite...yup 15:15 haha...so we all have to go back pray and vote again nxt week..yar and today we celebrated justin kong's birthday! yay got cake! yum yum


haha then afterwards i had nothing to do so i suggested we shuld all go lunch..
tim wanted to go sushi tei...(hehe today we all had expensive taste)while others wanted to go chiken rice thing which i cant remember haha...anyway..yar so tim was very high today ..he kept bouncing and jumping and climbing on street signs and bus stops making a weird whispering voice saying...sushi sushi sushi....as we all walked down to gardens haha..and jes wore yellow today!! spongebob! shuld wear orange haah...yar so anyway we walked to sushi tei den realised our birthday boy din like jap food//so tim was disappointed hahaa and kept psychoing everybody saying sushi.....sushi...then we went cafe cartel and i had to tell teri the change of plans as she was still in church but when i called her i said SUSHI! instead of TERI! lol din noe why but so funny said it so loud summore..anyway cafe cartel no space so then we walked to borsh..haha nice food quite cheap...8 bucks for soup drink main course and desert leh... nice nice..


we made a bet and dared birthday boy to drink this soup which had ketchup and dunno wad inside of it...budden dunnoe why anne suddenly ask us to say grace although we ate soup liao...so we closed our eys to say grace and when we opened our eyes..the soup was gone haha...apparently the waiter cleared it away.....haha so funny..we should have more lunches after youth meeting...


ok better do homework now... see ya

Hur Hur.
10:55 AM

yup i hate chinese man!!!! its the worst subject on earth!!!! wah did you know on sunday i had a...u know those phlemy ( is that spelt correctly?) coughs...so irritating...it only makes me cough like once in like 10mins...so i took medicine...and now the phlemy cough has turned to ticklish cough!!! ahhhh but this ones worst....everytime i breath out it tickles me and i cough...so imagine how many times i coughed today...every sentence at least cough 10 times hahaa....cough cough..


haha today i taught my class literature lesson!!!!! yup belive it or not!!! wah i teacher not bad leh hahah...but NO WAY...im never gonna be a teacher !!!! never....AHHHH dejavu!!!!~


In class a few days ago during geog lesson....


Denise:(currently not paying attention and oblivious of her surrounding as her eyes start to close and her head slowly lowers down to the table...)
Gladys: Ms Tan! (she retorted)(denise wakes at the sound) I will never be a teacher man!!!
Ms Tan : EH don't say that....thats what i said when i was your age!!!
Class:hahhahahaha


yar hahha....hope that doesn't actualy happen to me...anyway i only taught 1 page...Ms pilo's new way of teaching us...one girl teaches 1 page to the whole class....when i finished she said " That's all??" hadn't i emphasized enough points?? but then she said "very good!!!" heheeee.....wah whole lesson i smiling hehee....


Then today chinese oral workshop so farny!!! a lady from china came...WOAH!!! her accent so chim man!!! hehhee my 7 group all sit togethr one line in front...my group had a hard time understanding her...especially me and jn...hahah worst pple in chinese....hehehe glad and i were wondering if she understood chinese....so glad started saying " she not a very fun teacher" under her breath everytime she walked toward her...and it was quie loud too...so mean...yar i know...I was like" skally she understand then u die ah.." haha any way i found out she understood the word banana haha...cos ylin said banana ren...and she undertood... hehehe...yar really we were talking bout bananas..hehe and in class we broyght up famous amos cookies...hehehe and we all passed the packet from one end of the tables to another under the table...right infront of the teachers nose haha so funny...in the end i found my self drawing abstract stuff on my paper just like wad jesslyn does...jn said it was really nice...but yilin just looked at me and gave me the something wrong with u look...ahhhhh jes....she insult u...hahaha go attack her haha!!!


hehe then later legion for contact work i said i had touch time with my friend..hhee u know hu u are.... yar but then they were like touch time??? den they all started to think dirty...especially the new sec 1s....hahha i see i polluted their innocent brains hehehe......


hehee i just had a talk with teri...she so funny...she say people keep saying shes too dirct so after every setence shed go hint hint* haha i tot she was tooo indirect hahaa...then she thought i was being indiret when i told her she so late then use com tag peoples logs...she tot i was saying she late a night go out and tag people hahaha...ok heee...i found out shes sick too man...and so is tim soo...she said pray for him so yar...( eh pray for teri and me too)


moment of silence...( means u pray too)
amen!


ok finished hahaha....yar i'm thinking of changing song...so irritating liao...hmmmnn dunno wad yet but gonna do it now hahaa....maybe something from pahntom of the opera..hheeh love that show!!


Denise Jillian~ Logging..cough cough!!... out!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hur Hur.
7:24 PM

Hihihi! heheh yesterday so fun...i had praise and worship! yup at tims house but it wasn't really praise and worship, only got 2 songs....yup anne played santuary on the piano and i play ahem* open the eyes of my heart on the guitar...lolz yup. but i was quite sad too i had like 10 songs, then it was cut down to 3 then only 1....so sad rite...but i played some songs after the "praise and worshp" wich was more like a sharing lolz. yup and we have an orange club! O.C for short hahah...comprising of me, jeslynn, abigale and mirabell...hehe if ur in ahem* no name yet youth group...hahah (i know it sounds bad) and u LOVE ORANGE...just say I LOVE ORANGE and ure in! so simple heheh...ok lame..orange in the new in thing man!


then after the praise and worship cum sharing..we ate dinner at chomp chomp hehe...then we rented final destination2 and watched till like 11plus...eeee the show so stupid..the 1st one was much nicer this one was so predictable...those who watched thought so too right.. oh yar and it was annouced that adam was gonna sing solo for mass on sunday which is today lah...hahah..so we all decided to support him and sit together near the choir..hehe but my dad wanted to me to sit as a family yar so sad....but inthe end we sat just beside the rest of "adams supporters " yar then we his turn to sing everybody whisper..."eh its adam! adam...hehehe..." yar so loud summore..wah "here I am lord..." hahah....wah famous already ah! got fans haha...yar then that times during communion so my line suppose to walk past the choir there then i saw adam singinging...wanted to disturb him hahaa...wah but never see...concentrating on the song hahah...wah not bad ah! haha...


Yar then later we had youth meeting! yay...i like youth meetings...hehe..i suggested a name for the group! "Leaven of God" L.O.G for short...then can say log on! log Off! or Log In! LOg Out! lolz ok i so lame ...anyway hehhe vote for my name! yay jude said he was impressed..! yay haha
anyway i lernt something new today...pple get fatter because then stress more....so i tried not to stress...but ended up doing just that...the whole day my mind was like homework ...homeworkk...how to finish...yup.. this was because my mom brought me out to buy chinese new year clothes wuth aunty rebbecca...and u know how long 2 shoppaholics tke yup...so i ended up panicking...but when i got home i realised the homework was like so little hhehe...talk about stressing over a problem that never existed! oh well..hehe got enough time to blog too...


yay...and yesterday i found out mirabell has a festish for little boys! eh not those pple in the youth group hu teri calls little boys...haha in ur dreams lol...she can't wait to see my baby cousin! hehe


Denise logging out! lolz

Hur Hur.
9:58 PM

As you can see...i've changed my blog template...some might think its too cute...well if you do blame yilin she chose it for me. haha.well i like it too...


I wanted to blog yesterday but ther was something wrong with my internet connection. Well yeah yesterday was so "interesting". haha. Just pretend this is yesterday... This year i made "not sleeping in class" a new year resolution. But unfortunately i slept in class today. yup. but not intetionally, well who would, rite. However i always get away with it, but i just don't know how. Haha. i sit right smack in the middle of my class, second row from the front, and the teacher always walks up and down the aile next to where i sit...haha are they that blur..whoops.. I guess i don't get enough sleep. Hmmnn.. lets see i sleep at 12.30 and wake at 5.15...thats like 4.45hrs..ooo...eh no wonder... Haha in class i can even sleep when im writing seriously, haha thats why i have so many cancelation marks. Well only ms Pilo's lessons perk me up...she so scary yet wittily sarcastically funny hahha. This what happened that day when we were in our english groups...We were making questions and answers out of an article...i Wrote a question but did not know how to answer it. Ms Pilo Walked towards us ....

Yilin: Ms pilo, What if we don't know how to answer our own question?
Ms Pilo: Then change the question! You little nut!
Jehanne: What did you say? little nut? Soooo cute Wahhahaaah
Everybody: hahhahahaa
Ms Pilo: then What? Big nut ah!
Everybody: hahahhaha
Pei jin: heheee ( whisper) that sounded wrong...
Ms Pilo: ( eyes bulging out) PJ i heard that...(shot a stare at her)
Everybody: wahhahahaha!

eh ok...laugh...

Haha this is the funny part. That day when i was going home with Cheryl. I had forgotten to bring home my homework so i copied the questions from cheryl. While i was writing i saw a flash of green on the side of my socks. Pause. EEEEEEEEK cheryl AAAAAAAHHH GET IT OFF!...everyone in the bus became silent and stred at me.... i turned to face the middle of the aisle of the bus and started kicking violently...My shoe fell of, but the caterpillar clung on to dear life as i flung my leg back and forth in mid air. AHHHH cheryl!!! cheryl juz stood there laughing...
I grabed my pen and flicked the now traumatised catterpillar on to the floor... It was so big man...and bright green! When i saw it crawling on the floor the first thing that came to me was.."longitudinal waves" haha thats what i learnt yesterday...see i got listen...heheh pple were still staring at me like a lunatic...but some how i wasn't embarrassed...heheh i like attention lol...thick skin paiseh..lol anyway cheryl felt sorry for the poor thing and tore a page from her student companion( or hor!) and scooped up the caterpillar.. the caterpiller shit on the paper.. it was brownish green lol...1st time i saw caterpillar shit.! so amazing...ok corny... well cheryl then let it go when we got down the bus ont greener pastures aka the patch of grass next to the pavement...haha. whoa one whole paragraph about a caterpillar wow!


Oh there's this Geography field trip....its so cool all my friends are going, except me..so sad rite. I asked my parents if i could go but apparently they were afriad i would die there perhaps some tsunami would just come and sweep me away forever or fall down a slope faint and get eaten by animals or drown in the river and have my blood sucked dry by leeches and all sorts of ways u could think of. yup so its a no i cant go. so sad...i was so psyched about it... oh well...



oh yar today i learned that my friend was going away for good to autralia this year... i don't know if it would be before or after o'levels...so sad...yar really so sad....i'm not at saying good byes....hahah today she dunno why so nice to eveybody and her usual exceptionally big ego was surprisingly under control today...hahah . Yilin said that its probably she wants to be nice to everyone before she leaves so that she feels err...i don't know...u know how it is when someone has like weeks to live (not saying shes gonna die or anything) they wanna like repent or something before they go hahaha....yar something like that...sigh so sad...i guess i should be nicer to her this time round...yar so sad...


Oh and yar! i'm angry with my friend! she pon..didn't go for legion today! you know who u are! i was left all alone with the juniors...the rest had school stuff...hahah whats worse the spritual director sr maggie was not there. i tot she had forgotten too...i later found out that she went to china for some mission work...wellif theres no spritual director theres no allocutio(something like a homily) so poor little me had to do it...Last min! impromptu! so the whole time i got them to ask me questions on my entire life in legion...that was traumatising...lol

anyway i don't know why but these few days i've been having shoulder ache...maybe its the computer... oh well...seeya! don't worry i'm not gonna say see ya and not blog for like 3 months later...im gonna blog regularly this time hahah...yar really!

Hur Hur.
9:27 PM

This is the third time i'm changing blog...yup...its probably because..hmmnn...i don't really know...maybe its just that....hmmmnn...not sure...err maybe its beacause....ahhh...eh...dunno..maybe i should just shut up for now...i bet you think so too.
Well today me and my parents went for church...then there was this baby...ok toddler..so cute. when we were siging hallelujia he start to sing too really loudy man so cute but really outta tune.
Ok enough of that..later we had youth meeting. i think that was like the most meaningful youth meeting ever....the pple who were there would know...and we also tried to settle the clique issue...yup, by mixing..got to know charmaine and jessica better...uhuh...they're in drama too..
yeah and someone spelt my name wrongly...AGAIN...u both know hu u are...its ok i forgive u..haha...i really should lern how to crap more...err i mean less..yar.oh and im gonna be a teacher...gonna teach justim sim to play guitar..haha...not saying like im that gd in guitar..but..i juz love to play guitar and i live orange thats why my blogs called orange guitar...ok yar i noe lame...anyway i think brandon's a better guitar player than me...yar seriously...well actually i don't know...havent really heard him play...hmmnn... oh i just read teri's blog...always so funny one..tit'sblog...the next reality show...haha...well actually i guess thats why i swithced to blogspot....because of her...hmmmnnn....maybe not...i really don't know...well anyway most of you know i havent been blogging for like months now...guess im gonna start again..whee i hope it lasts...

-i like orange-

Hur Hur.
5:55 PM

big eyes..

Hur Hur.
6:11 PM