Heyhey, yilin here and im gona write a documentary on how denise sleeps since i have an absolutely perfect view of the entire class.

First, how do pple noe ive spotted denise sleeping, u'll hear.
1) "Look!!! denise's sleeping AGAIN!"
2) "yixuan...... denise's sleeping again" "-sniffs-ok-sniffs-"
or
3) "cheryl look." "yes i know, denise's sleeping."

yes. and how to i detect a sleeping denise.
ok. the best time to detect one is all other periods beside english and literature and pe and recess. ok it might seem like alot of periods that she dun sleep in. now let me name the periods that she sleeps in. physics, chemistry, amaths, emaths, social studies, geography, chinese, CME, assembly talks, principal talks,....etc... even RE. haiz~ member of CAC, i really wonder.

now u c why am i able to write this documentary. ok back to it.

when denise is sleeping. the first thing u notice is that her eyes will be closed.
its quite obvious to see that because you wont be able to see the usual big goldfish eyes.
yes as i was saying, not only her eyes will close, it will cross on the verge of shutting itself.
secondly, her head will go lower. lower lower and lower and lower and even lower. until she knocks her head on the comfortably rested arms she have rooted to the tables.
there are times when her hands wun be on the tables. during these times, her head instead, will knock onto the textbooks that are laid open on the table.

her friends around her tried to help her solve her sleeping problem since she insist that it was her posture that affected the tireness.
"denise arh, try sitting up straight, lie back on your chair and u will feel more awake, and since ur far away from the table, u wun be tempted to put your head down."

ok, wad was the outcome? a failure. her head is still attached to her arms, either that, or the table. its like a magnetic attraction we learn in physics today. her head must have been the north and the table south. her head will go lower. lower. and lower and lower and lower. lower and even lower.

thats in class. now for assembly periods and talks in the hall or festival courts.
basically, its very similar to denise sleeping in class just that now theres no chair nor table.
sitting cross-legged, her elbow resting on her thigh and hand supporting her head seems to serve no purpose as her head will still go lower. lower and lower and lower and lower and even lower. the whole cycle repeats when she cant go any lower. i guess even the gravitational force is repelling her.

yilin says: ok denise, make ur stand.
denise replies: its so hard to keep awake! its like a war between me and my eyes. they just dont listen.
yilin says: and how come the rest of the class always win their battles with their eyes? u lousy. =P
denise: i have special eyes.
yilin: -pukes-.
denise: stares at yilin.
poof! yilin dissapears.
denise:told ya.

ok so denise here ending the entire documentary. A note to remember, beware the goldfish eyes wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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